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एक बार एक लड़का, लड़की से बोला, "तुम मुझसे शादी कर लो।"

लड़की: तुम्‍हारे पास फ्लैट है?

लड़का: नहीं।

लड़की: क्‍या तुम्‍हारे पास बीएमडब्‍ल्‍यू कार है?

लड़का: नहीं।

लड़की: तुम्‍हारी तनख्वाह कितनी है?

लड़का: कुछ भी नहीं।

लड़की: जब तुम्‍हारे पास कुछ भी नहीं है, तो क्या मेरा दिमाग खराब है जो मैं तुमसे शादी करूं?

लड़का: मेरे पास एक बड़ा बंगला है, दो फेरारी और दो पोर्श कारें हैं तो मैं बीएमडब्‍ल्‍यू क्‍यों खरीदूं और मैं खुद पांच फैक्टरियों का मालिक हूँ तो मुझे तनख्वाह की क्‍या जरूरत है।

लड़की: जानू तो फिर मैं अभी अपने घर जाऊं या तुम्हारे साथ ही चलूँ।

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Mobile Vs Computer

I was thinking that an interesting test of how advanced mobile phone evolution has got would be to ask if there was anything you used your mobile for, when your computer was readily available. Of course, I know that mobiles are generally used when you’re out and about and don’t have a computer with you. But if you were to put them head-to-head, what would happen? Personally, here’s where mobile wins: Alarms Voice call (even then I’ll use Skype if the other person is available on their computer) SMS (again if I can’t see they’re there on IM) Calculator (but spreadsheet wins if it’s more complex) Camera (I can take still shots with my computer cam) What about you? One day, I believe that the mobile will replace the computer. When we need to undertake more complex tasks where a keyboard is needed, we’ll simply pop our mobile into a docking station. That is, if serious voice control and dictation still don’t take off. Until that merger takes place though, the computer seems to win out – but only when it’s actually there to compete.

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Create a Mobile Site Convert Your Website to Mobile In Under 2 Minutes. Start Now! 3. Although your meta keywords tag is not helpful in search engine optimization, it can be helpful in collaboration. Often, a company will spend countless dollars and time on research about how to speak to their customer, how to create the best marketing calls, marketing segments, and then a copywriter will change the message without realizing all of the energy that was put into the message. To help avoid this, make sure the copywriter has coordinated site wide, and make sure they incorporate the correct keywords into the content. Don’t focus too much on keyword density, but rather on providing valuable content. 4. Remember that every page of your site is a possible entry point. Every page of your website is a possible entry point for your customer and should be developed using this mentality. Make sure that each page clearly states the primary subject, provides contextual navigation and momentum about the rest of the website, helps the visitor complete a task/find what they were looking for, and to motivate the visitor into your sales funnel. Pages often don’t have a strong call to action and conversions may suffer greatly. Your corporation should create a checklist for each page to ensure all of these actions get met. 5. Make sure that your website has a great internal linking structure. This is absolutely crucial to make sure that you have an easily crawlable website. At least one internal link should be in place to each page of your website. A page that does not have an internal link to it is called an “orphan page” and will never be seen by the search engines. 6. Think about what you’re going to link to from the home page. Your website’s home page is the page that most visitors will see – so it’s important that you link to your most important pages. Search engines also recognize this, and they use your home page link architecture as a sign of what your most important pages are. About the Author: Rajesh Sabharwal is the owner of Tampa Search Engine Optimization company, and is Tampa Bay's leading Search Marketing Specialist. Rajesh Sabharwal has more free tips and advice at his blog.

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Variable Energy Cyclotron Centre is a premier R & D unit of the Department of Atomic Energy, Government of India and one of the constituent institutions of Homi Bhabha National Institute. Applications are invited for recruitment as Stipendiary Trainees (Category I & Category II) in Variable Energy Cyclotron Centre, Kolkata: Stipendiary Trainees (Category I & Category II) : 14 posts, Age : 19-24 years, Stipend : Rs. 9300/- p.m. for 1st year, Not decided for 2nd year Physics : 09 posts Mechanical : 01 post Electronics/ Instrumentation : 02 posts Computer : 01 post Civil : 01 post Stipendiary Trainees (Category II) : 44 posts, Age : 18-22 years, Stipend : Rs. 6200/- p.m. for 1st year, Rs.7200/- for 2nd year Plant Operator : 05 posts Library : 01 post Engineering Draughting : 01 post Fitter : 10 posts Electronics : 15 posts Electrical : 03 posts Turner : 02 posts Air Conditioning : 03 posts Mechanics : 03 posts Mechanic (Motor Vehicle) : 01 post Upon successful completion of training, the Cat.I trainees will be considered for absorption in the post of Scientific Assistant/C and Cat.II trainees will be considered for absorption in the post of Technician/B or Technician/C depending on their performance during the period of training and personal interview to be held at the end of the training. Based on the performance during training & personal interview, additional increments may be given on appointment. How to Apply : Complete applications should be sent to the Assistant Personnel Officer (GA), Variable Energy Cyclotron Centre, Department of Atomic Energy, Sector – 1, Block – AF, Bidhan Nagar, Kolkata – 700 064 so as to reach him on or before 15/04/2013. Please view http://www.vecc.gov.in/download_recruitment.php?name=Advt%20No.VECC%20%201%202013.pdf for details and application format.

धैर्य पर महान व्यक्तियों के विचार

Quote 1: Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. In Hindi: धैर्य, दृढ़ता, और पसीना सफलता के लिए एक अपराजेय मिश्रण हैं. Napoleon Hill नेपोलियन हिल Quote 2: Our real blessings often appear to us in the shape of pains, losses and disappointments; but let us have patience and we soon shall see them in their proper figures. In Hindi: हमारे असली आशीर्वाद अक्सर हमें दर्द, हानि और निराशा के रूप में दिखते हैं; लेकिन हमें धैर्य रखना चाहिए और जल्द ही हम उन्हें के अच्छे रूप में देख पाएंगे. Joseph Addison जोसफ एडिसन Quote 3: Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. In Hindi: धैर्य कड़वा है लेकिन इसका फल मीठा. Jean-Jacques Rousseau जीन -जैक्स रूसो Quote 4: Abused patience turns to fury. In Hindi: धैर्य का दुरूपयोग रोष में बदल जाता है. Thomas Fuller थॉमस फुलर Quote 5: For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self-sacrifice – no paper currency, no promises to pay, but the gold of real service. In Hindi: किसी रखने लायक चीज को पाने के लिए कीमत चुकानी पड़ती है ; और वो कीमत हमेशा काम,धैर्य , प्रेम , और आत्म-बलिदान होती है – कोई कागजी मुद्रा नहीं , भुगतान करने का कोई वादा नहीं , बल्कि असली सेवा का सोना. John Burroughs जॉन बर्रोज Quote 6: How poor are they that have not patience! In Hindi: वे कितने निर्धन हैं जिनके पास धैर्य नहीं है . William Shakespeare विलियम शकेस्पीयर Quote 7: Have patience with all things, But, first of all with yourself. In Hindi: सभी चीजों के साथ धैर्यपूर्वक रहिये , पर सबसे पहले खुद के साथ. Saint Francis de Sales संत फ्रांसिस डी सेल्स Quote 8: A man who is a master of patience is master of everything else. In Hindi: जो व्यक्ति धैर्य का मालिक है वो बाकि सभी चीजों का मालिक है . George Savile जॉर्ज साविले Quote 9: Be patient and understanding. Life is too short to be vengeful or malicious. In Hindi: धैर्यपूर्वक और समझदारी से रहे . प्रतिहिंसक और द्वेषपूर्ण होने के लिए जीवन बहुत छोटा है . Phillips Brooks फिलिप्स ब्रुक्स Quote 10: I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. In Hindi: मैं मूर्खता के साथ धैर्यपूर्वक रहता हूँ लेकिन उनके साथ नहीं जो इसपर गर्व करते हैं. Edith Sitwell एडिथ सिट्वेल Quote 11: The test of good manners is to be patient with the bad ones. In Hindi: अच्छे शिष्टाचार का परिक्षण बुरे शिष्टाचार के साथ धैर्यपूर्वक रहना है . Solomon Ibn Gabirol सोलोमन इब्न गैब्रिओल Quote 12: Have patience. All things are difficult before they become easy. In Hindi: धैर्य रखिये . आसान बनने से पहले सभी चीजें कठिन होती हैं. Saadi सादी Quote 13: It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience. In Hindi: ऐसे लोगों को खोजना आसान है जो मरने के लिए तैयार हों, बजाये उनके जो धैर्य के साथ दर्द सहने को तैयार हों. Julius Caesar जूलियस सीज़र Quote 14: Genius is eternal patience. In Hindi: प्रतिभा अनंत धैर्य है . Michelangelo माइकल एंजेलो Quote 15: We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. In Hindi: अगर दुनिया में सिर्फ ख़ुशी होती तो हम कभी बहादुर होना और धैर्यपूर्वक रहना नहीं सीख पाते. Helen Keller हेलेन केलर Quote 16: All men commend patience, although few are willing to practice it. In Hindi: सभी व्यक्ति धैर्य की सराहना करते हैं लेकिन कुछ ही इसको अभ्यास में लाने को तैयार रहते हैं. Thomas a Kempis थॉमस ए केम्पिस Quote 17: Endurance is patience concentrated. In Hindi: सहनशीलता धैर्य की एकाग्रता है . Thomas Carlyle थॉमस कार्लाइल Quote 18: Beware the fury of a patient man. In Hindi: धैर्यवान आदमी के क्रोध से सावधान रहो. John Dryden जॉन ड्राईडेन Quote 19: Bear patiently with a rival. In Hindi: एक प्रतिद्वंद्वी के साथ धैर्य रखिए. Ovid ओविड Quote 20: There is something good in all seeming failures. You are not to see that now. Time will reveal it. Be patient. In Hindi: हर असफलता में कुछ अच्छाई छिपी होती है . वो अभी नहीं दिखेगी . समय उसे दिखायेगा . धैर्य रखो. Sivananda सिवानन्द Quote 21: He who rides the sea of the Nile must have sails woven of patience. In Hindi: वह जो नील नदी के समुद्र पर सवारी करेगा उसकी नाव का पाल धैर्य से बुन हुआ होना चाहिए. William Golding विलियम गोल्डिंग Quote 22: Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. In Hindi: उत्साह की कमी को अक्सर धैर्य समझ लिया जाता है .

Microsoft Access 2003 Data Types

When creating a table, one will need to specify what kinds of data are to be stored in this field. The different kinds of Access2003 data are: Text: allows for the storage of any kind of data, characters, digits and special characters. It has a defect length of 50 characters with a maximum length of 255. It is normally used to store data such as names, addresses, or any number not used in calculations, like telephone numbers or zip codes. Memo: is used for texts of more than 255 characters such as comments or explanations. It has a maximum length of 65.536 characters. Access recommends that to store formatted text or large documents, rather to create an OLE Object field than a Memo field. In Access2003 it is possible to arrange or group in a Memo field, but Access only uses the first 255 characters when it arranges or groups in a Memo field. Number: for numerical data used in mathematical calculations. Within the number type we are able to specify the size property of the field. The types Byte, Integer and Long Integer allow the storage of numbers without decimals; the types Single, Double and Decimal allow decimals; the type Replication ID is used for autonumerical codes in replication databases. Date/Time: for the introduction of date and time from the year 100 to 9999. Currency: For monetary values and numerical data used in mathematical calculations in which the data involved contains between one and four decimals. The accuracy is up to 15 digits to the left of the decimal separator and up to 4 digits to the right of the same. Access recommends the use of Currency type to avoid the rounding off of numbers in calculus. A Currency field has an accuracy of up to 15 digits to the left of the decimal separator and 4 digits to the right. A Currency field occupies 8 bytes of space on disc. Autonumber: a unique sequential number (increasing one by one), or an aleatory number that Access assigns every time it adds a new record to a table. Autonumber fields can not be updated. Yes/No: Yes and No values, and fields that contain one of two values (Yes/No, True/False or Acivated/Disactivated). OLE Object: an object such as a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet, a Microsoft Word document, graphics, images, sounds, or other binaries. Hyperlink: text or a combination of text and numbers stored as text and used as a hyperlink address. A Hiperlink is a text or grafic that you click to go to a file, a location in a file, a web page on the Internet, or a web page on an intranet.

MS Access

Microsoft Access is a database software package. A database is an organized collection of records. Telephone and address books are examples of paper databases. With Access, you can create a computerized database. For example, you can use Access to organize the students who attend a school, the courses they take, and the instructors who teach them. After you create an Access database, you can search it, manipulate it, and extract information from it. This lesson introduces you to Access windows and teaches you how to create a database.

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THERE are three things that matter in consumer data collection: location, location, location.

 E-ZPasses clock the routes we drive. Metro passes register the subway stations we enter. A.T.M.’s record where and when we get cash. Not to mention the credit and debit card transactions that map our trajectories in comprehensive detail — the stores, restaurants and gas stations we frequent; the hotels and health clubs we patronize.

 Each of these represents a kind of knowing trade, a conscious consumer submission to surveillance for the sake of convenience.

 But now legislators, regulators, advocacy groups and marketers are squaring off over newer technology: smartphones and mobile apps that can continuously record and share people’s precise movements. At issue is whether consumers are unwittingly acquiescing to pervasive tracking just for the sake of having mobile amenities like calendar, game or weather apps.

 For Senator Al Franken, the Minnesota Democrat, the potential hazard is that by compiling location patterns over time, companies could create an intimate portrait of a person’s familial and professional associations, political and religious beliefs, even health status. To give consumers some say in the surveillance, Mr. Franken has been working on a locational privacy protection bill that would require entities like app developers to obtain explicit one-time consent from users before recording the locations of their mobile devices. It would prohibit stalking apps — programs that allow one person to track another person’s whereabouts surreptitiously.

 The bill, approved last month by the Senate Judiciary Committee, would also require mobile services to disclose the names of the advertising networks or other third parties with which they share consumers’ locations.

 “Someone who has this information doesn’t just know where you live,” Mr. Franken said during the Judiciary Committee meeting. “They know the roads you take to work, where you drop your kids off at school, the church you attend and the doctors that you visit.”

 Yet many marketers say they need to know consumers’ precise locations so they can show relevant mobile ads or coupons at the very moment a person is in or near a store. Informing such users about each and every ad network or analytics company that tracks their locations could hinder that hyperlocal marketing, they say, because it could require a new consent notice to appear every time someone opened an app.

 “Consumers would revolt if this was the case, and applications could be rendered useless,” said Senator Charles Grassley, the Iowa Republican, who promulgated industry arguments during the committee meeting. “Worse yet, free applications that rely on advertising could be pushed by the consent requirement to become fee-based.”

 Mr. Franken’s bill may seem intended simply to protect consumer privacy. But the underlying issue is the future of consumer data property rights — the question of who actually owns the information generated by a person who uses a digital device and whether using that property without explicit authorization constitutes trespassing.

 In common law, a property intrusion is known as “trespass to chattels.” The Supreme Court invoked the legal concept last January in United States v. Jones, in which it ruled that the government had violated the Fourth Amendment — which protects people against unreasonable search and seizure — by placing a GPS tracking device on a suspect’s car for 28 days without getting a warrant.

 Some advocacy groups view location tracking by mobile apps and ad networks as a parallel, warrantless commercial intrusion. To these groups, Mr. Franken’s bill suggests that consumers may eventually gain some rights over their own digital footprints.

 “People don’t think about how they broadcast their locations all the time when they carry their phones. The law is just starting to catch up and think about how to treat this,” says Marcia Hofmann, a senior staff lawyer at the Electronic Frontier Foundation, a digital rights group based in San Francisco. “In an ideal world, users would be able to share the information they want and not share the information they don’t want and have more control over how it is used.”

 Even some marketers agree.

 One is Scout Advertising, a location-based mobile ad service that promises to help advertisers pinpoint the whereabouts of potential customers within 100 meters. The service, previously known as ThinkNear and recently acquired by Telenav, a personalized navigation service, works by determining a person’s location; figuring out whether that place is a home or a store, a health club or a sports stadium; analyzing weather and other local conditions; and then showing a mobile ad tailored to the situation.

 Eli Portnoy, general manager of Scout Advertising, calls the technique “situational targeting.” He says Crunch, the fitness center chain, used the service to show mobile ads to people within three miles of a Crunch gym on rainy mornings. The ad said: “Seven-day pass. Run on a treadmill, not in the rain.”

 When a person clicks on one of these ads, Mr. Portnoy says, a browser-based map pops up with turn-by-turn directions to the nearest location. Through GPS tracking, Scout Advertising can tell when someone starts driving and whether that person arrives at the site.

 Despite the tracking, Mr. Portnoy describes his company’s mobile ads as protective of privacy because the service works only with sites or apps that obtain consent to use people’s locations. Scout Advertising, he adds, does not compile data on individuals’ whereabouts over time.

 Still, he says, if Congress were to enact Mr. Franken’s location privacy bill as written, it “would be a little challenging” for the industry to carry out, because of the number and variety of companies involved in mobile marketing.

 “We are in favor of more privacy,” Mr. Portnoy says, “but it has to be done within the nuances of how mobile advertising works so it can scale.”

 A SPOKESMAN for Mr. Franken said the senator planned to reintroduce the bill in the new Congress. It is one of several continuing government efforts to develop some baseline consumer data rights.

 “New technology may provide increased convenience or security at the expense of privacy and many people may find the trade-off worthwhile,” Justice Samuel Alito wrote last year in his opinion in the Jones case. “On the other hand,” he added, “concern about new intrusions on privacy may spur the enactment of legislation to protect against these intrusions.”

Basic Formatting in Excel 2003

Formatting for date

Select cells B12.
Choose Format > Cells from the menu to open the Format Cells dialog box.


With the Format Cells dialog box open:

Click on the Number Tab (circled in red in the image above).
Select Date in the Category Window.
Select *3/14/2001 in the Type Window.

When finished, Click OK  at the bottom of the Format Cells dialog box.